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rhs
03-04-2006, 02:35 PM
this one's ok

Ok, there was this industrial prostitute right
she got a vigina surgically implemented on her hip
U know y?.....
So she could make some money on the side
LOL
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
03-04-2006, 02:47 PM
*doesn't get it..


but anyways..

here's a classic..


Three guys walk into a bar.

One ducks. :P
rhs
03-04-2006, 03:34 PM
idoit
bscar
03-04-2006, 08:44 PM
A Canadian, American, and a black man are standing on top of the Empire State building. The American looks over at the other two and says "I bet I can jump off the roof, catch the wind just right, float safely down to the ground and come back up here, no problem". The black man is like "Theres no way you can do it" and calls him on his bluff. The american jumps off the roof and flaots down to the ground and comes back up to the roof. The black man, thinkin "if he can do it, so can I", jumps off the roof and gets splattered all over the ground. The canadian looks over and says "You know, you can be such an as$hole sometimes, Superman"
rom3o™
03-04-2006, 09:03 PM
LOL LOL LOL^


Whats the great thing about being a Crackhead?

... only 2 more sleeps til christmas :shock:
Ziggy
03-05-2006, 08:16 AM
*doesn't get it..

you cant be serious...
LupinIII
03-05-2006, 10:18 AM
i got it, it just wasn't that funnay (wth is an industiral prostitute? cooch made of high-wear leather or sumthin?)
LoveDontHate
03-05-2006, 12:12 PM
...Maybe somone who goes with a lot of guys like more then a normal prostitute...just like an industrial microwave would make food faster maybe she does it faster and has a better production time? lol
Ziggy
03-05-2006, 03:18 PM
she has an extra fanny... how much more industrial do you need?
rhs
03-05-2006, 03:57 PM
...Maybe somone who goes with a lot of guys like more then a normal prostitute...just like an industrial microwave would make food faster maybe she does it faster and has a better production time? lol

thank you
atleast we have some smart ppl
R_Y_A_N
03-06-2006, 05:10 AM
A Canadian, American, and a black man are standing on top of the Empire State building. The American looks over at the other two and says "I bet I can jump off the roof, catch the wind just right, float safely down to the ground and come back up here, no problem". The black man is like "Theres no way you can do it" and calls him on his bluff. The american jumps off the roof and flaots down to the ground and comes back up to the roof. The black man, thinkin "if he can do it, so can I", jumps off the roof and gets splattered all over the ground. The canadian looks over and says "You know, you can be such an as$hole sometimes, Superman"

bwahahahahahahahahaha