View Full Version : boycott the new james bond
LupinIII
03-04-2006, 02:45 PM
this new james bond movie is gonna suck. suck like a dyson dc15. heres some backround info:
daniel craig= uber pussy
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006090531,00.html
0mgz, t3h nEwW b0nD C4r LoLz!!1!!!11
http://www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php?itemid=3423
join me in boycotting the new movie!
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
03-04-2006, 02:46 PM
umm.. who cares?? o___O
they made Naploean Dynamite.. noone really boycotted that o_o
SSVegito
03-04-2006, 03:58 PM
umm.. who cares?? o___O
they made Naploean Dynamite.. noone really boycotted that o_o\
And napolean sucked more than your mom on a friday night... James Bond is a classic and they fucked it up A. by getting this piece of shit actor B. The Car C. Everyone and thier mom is turning down the Bond Girl spot... why well refer to A. Now go let your sister and her friend go put make up on you and let men talk about this.
i dont say this much
BUT
pwneD!!!!!!!!!!
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
03-04-2006, 05:09 PM
*wont boycott things
last thing i did that was even close to this was a petition to make a movie for 'the hobbit' :D
LupinIII
03-04-2006, 06:15 PM
umm.. who cares?? o___O
they made Naploean Dynamite.. noone really boycotted that o_o
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JAMES BOND MOVIE! nd and jb are as different as chuck norris and makeup-wearing pansies like you!
and if napoleon dyanmite was to be james bond, i wouldn't see it. ND was supposed to be funny (weather or not it really was is up to you). James bond tho is supposet to be slick, suave, and cool. a forthcomeing gentleman who drops panties, drives exotic cars really fast, blows stuff up, and kills people. Daniel craig (new james bond) hates guns, dislikes speedboats because he gets queasy, is holding up filming becuase a sunburn is irritating his skin, and can't drive stick so they destroy a perfectly good db5 for him. and it's impossible to look cool driving a taurus in a chase.
i don't know how you could really say this is the same as napoleon dynamite. Just cuz you think hes hot doesn't mean you can stick up for this piece of uber sh1t.
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
03-04-2006, 06:53 PM
no no no noob cakes..
you got me wrong.. misunderstood me totally..
what i was TRYING to say..
napolean dynamite sucked humungous balls..
kinda like.. http://myspace-791.vo.llnwd.net/00170/19/79/170069791_l.gif.. but bigger.. yeah.. noone boycotted the making of that movie, so why boycott a movie of James Bond.. the other James Bond movies are fantastic.. like the ones from the 60's, it's cool to see how shitty the special effects were back then, it's awesome, but if they want to ruin their name with a shit movie, why stop them? :?
BlackWidow™
03-04-2006, 07:06 PM
dan you use that animation every chance you get o_O
and also like other animals 'going at it' not to mention your wanting to work at 'safari land... sup wit chu boy? kinda scaring me =z rofl
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
03-04-2006, 07:07 PM
monkey >> panda
kangaroo >> nuts
safari >> orgy? :D
WiReD__
03-04-2006, 07:07 PM
no no no noob cakes..
you got me wrong.. misunderstood me totally..
what i was TRYING to say..
napolean dynamite sucked humungous balls..
kinda like.. http://myspace-791.vo.llnwd.net/00170/19/79/170069791_l.gif.. but bigger.. yeah.. noone boycotted the making of that movie, so why boycott a movie of James Bond.. the other James Bond movies are fantastic.. like the ones from the 60's, it's cool to see how shitty the special effects were back then, it's awesome, but if they want to ruin their name with a shit movie, why stop them? :?
Yea dan..Easy on those animals eh?
:wink:
BlackWidow™
03-04-2006, 07:08 PM
monkey >> panda
kangaroo >> nuts
safari >> orgy? :D
ahah! i knew it... :? rofl
SSVegito
03-04-2006, 08:33 PM
monkey >> panda
kangaroo >> nuts
safari >> orgy? :D
ummm yea.... "runs away"
and the sad thing is many people actually like Napolean Crapomite but noone should like this they are fucking everything bond stood for ... suave, pimp, kick ass cars and fine azz hoes " gotta go ghetto for dan " this guy should be replaced by the guy that played napolean and it might be the same...
LoveDontHate
03-04-2006, 10:57 PM
Im one of the many "sad people that liked napoleon dynamite!" i though it was so dumb it was funny i have yet to meet anyone here in cali that does not like the movie and i havnt met many people from other places that didnt like it either...why didnt yall like it?
Ziggy
03-05-2006, 08:27 AM
Craig has revealed he can only drive an automatic car — so the traditional Aston Martin DB5 had to be converted.
And he previously confessed he doesn’t like guns, while speedboats make him feel queasy.
Who the fuck hired this man?
Only way ill watch this movie is if i buy the dvd in malaysia for 20 cents.
To not agree that this man is not bond material is to not be a bond fan.... not not not not... -_-;
Sean Connory and Rodger Moore ftw
SSVegito
03-05-2006, 08:30 AM
Roger was alright Sean was by far the best and Pierce was right up there... you are absolutely right about not being a bond fan if you are ok with this joke of a person.
oh and about napolean.. it was so stupid i couldnt believe i wasted the time to see it and i love stupid funny movies. This movie was just stupid.
Ziggy
03-05-2006, 08:33 AM
oh and about napolean.. it was so stupid i couldnt believe i wasted the time to see it and i love stupid funny movies. This movie was just stupid.
Whats your opinion of "Freddy Got Fingered" then?
Not really a fan of Pierce, Sean all the way.
SSVegito
03-05-2006, 08:35 AM
it was alright something i only watched once but didnt feel like a total waste of time.
well of course its sean all the way thats the kind of person that should be playing bond not this joke they have now.
mSzura
03-05-2006, 08:39 AM
...
he doesnt even look like a bond -_-
no flamboyance wotsoever, -dark- era for bond movies zzz
SSVegito
03-05-2006, 08:40 AM
maybe he will pull a hammie and cant do it so they have to get someone else.... or they finally figure out that hes not a good fit and get rid of him...
nah probably not.
Ziggy
03-05-2006, 08:50 AM
May as well make this guy the new bond...
http://static.flickr.com/28/36263591_3f98b7573d.jpg
LupinIII
03-05-2006, 10:43 AM
wow, look at all the response to people like me, who go around saying this guy is a pussy:
http://www.bluematia.com/
I have a hard time believing brosnan, moore, and connery are supprting this guy. they didn't even give him brown hair!
Ziggy
03-05-2006, 03:16 PM
i think he looks more like 008 from godeneye than a bond
eRazorzEDGE
03-05-2006, 10:09 PM
that's fukin weak sauce, but how many english men that r actors can actually pull off the bond persona?
LupinIII
03-05-2006, 11:32 PM
popular choices were clive owen and hught jackman
plus, they could have kept brosnan if they were willing to just pay him a little more.
the cheaping out is why they went with this weasel. cause they can't afford brosnan, jackman, or owen...
Ziggy
03-06-2006, 06:29 AM
hugh Grant would make a good bond if he were a bit more rugged
mSzura
03-06-2006, 06:32 AM
hugh Grant would make a good bond if he were a bit more rugged
hugh grant cant even cat fight proper.
cough* bridget jones diary :x
Ziggy
03-06-2006, 06:33 AM
oooooo! Mr Darcy ftw!
*cough*
anway i was more inclined to his dull english voice
perfect for corny one liners
eRazorzEDGE
03-06-2006, 05:51 PM
lol, hugh jackman?? isn't he aussie? i guess after the OG sean, they'll take any1 with an accent :P
i dunno y any1 would ask 4 more money 4 a bond film...... how much money can u possibly need? ur still JAMES FUKIN BOND! u can get anything u want :P
Ziggy
03-07-2006, 01:46 AM
how much money can u possibly need? ur still JAMES FUKIN BOND!
exactly ed!
"Im honored to be chosen for the part of 007... thats why i held out for an extra 2 million"
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
03-07-2006, 07:28 AM
:?
SSVegito
03-07-2006, 01:17 PM
lol, hugh jackman?? isn't he aussie? i guess after the OG sean, they'll take any1 with an accent :P
i dunno y any1 would ask 4 more money 4 a bond film...... how much money can u possibly need? ur still JAMES FUKIN BOND! u can get anything u want :P
holy shit ed made a good point.... "looks around" nope the world isnt coming to an end
eRazorzEDGE
03-07-2006, 06:34 PM
hehehe..... *waits with hand out 4 cookie* :shock:
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