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Daggermouth
02-03-2009, 09:08 AM
I hit my girlfriend today... I feel like such **@%.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
haha
DrOoPie
02-03-2009, 10:20 AM
Man I was into this story in till you starting singing that fresh prince of bel air song. I was going to get me some pop corn too lol
Daggermouth
02-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Man I was into this story in till you starting singing that fresh prince of bel air song. I was going to get me some pop corn too lol
Haha, I found it on the internet the other day.
TheJMan
02-03-2009, 12:39 PM
O_o i am speachless on the whole punch thing . .
not quite sure what to say bro ...
ahhhhhhhhh let us know how it goes ??
as for the fresh prince ... thats some old school shyte right there.
thats the way to do it just cock that fist back and let that bitch have it...
TheJMan
02-03-2009, 05:14 PM
thats the way to do it just cock that fist back and let that bitch have it...
This would be the reason you never get girls and only go for guys
ur an asshole...hittin a girl....no way in the world would give me any excuse to ever hit a girl....
A_n_i_M_a_L_
02-03-2009, 05:18 PM
ur an asshole...hittin a girl....no way in the world would give me any excuse to ever hit a girl....
I couldn't say it better myself!! Hitting a girl is like the worst thing a Man can do, and any guy who does, isn't a man at all, but a little boy with not enough balls to pick on someone his own size. On a side note, I think Dagger was just messing, but dnut is just a dick I guess, and I love to pick on guys that hit women.
Victorious
02-03-2009, 05:29 PM
He's joking. This is one of the more popular, latest forum jokes.
Victorious
02-03-2009, 05:54 PM
how is this a joke?? lol
The act wouldn't be a joke. He basically copy and pasted this from about a thousand other popular forums.
The entire idea is to get everyone mad, and then end it with the fresh prince joke. The entire thing is copy and pasted, and is a joke. I promise you.
TheJMan
02-03-2009, 06:16 PM
ahhh i also see ... i dont find it funny still . . .
winterfell
02-03-2009, 06:37 PM
i initially thought... wtf... but once the fresh prince song started it bought back old memories haha...
Daggermouth
02-03-2009, 07:11 PM
Yeah I said I found it on the internet. I didn't hit any girl, and the dude that wrote it didn't either. I don't think at least.
Yeah I said I found it on the internet. I didn't hit any girl, and the dude that wrote it didn't either. I don't think at least.
what a loser...
Victorious
02-03-2009, 07:20 PM
Yeah I said I found it on the internet. I didn't hit any girl, and the dude that wrote it didn't either. I don't think at least.
Frankly, we don't care. Me, Bryce, and Johnny are forming a lynch mob as we speak.
Black__Metal
02-03-2009, 08:09 PM
Frankly, we don't care. Me, Bryce, and Johnny are forming a lynch mob as we speak.
Add james to that ...hes always keen for a mob ... of any sort
Jdoggy
02-03-2009, 08:12 PM
Add james to that ...hes always keen for a mob ... of any sort
Men its the Irish and German, makes for an angry drunk.
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
02-03-2009, 10:16 PM
I've only hit one woman my whole life.. I think it's the worst thing a man could do..
If she goes too far.. tell the bitch what she is.. a bitch! idc how pissed u are.. u don't hit a chick =/ go to the bar and get annihalated.. come home piss drunk n call her a bitch again, and go to bed
she'll apologize either when u get home from bar, or when u wake up with ur wang in her mouth :o
idk, that's just me.. =/ I grew up with my parents fighting, my dad used to come home shitty drunk and beat my mom.. I put him in jail a dozen times for it.. I do not put up with men hitting women ._.'
I've only hit one woman my whole life.. I think it's the worst thing a man could do..
If she goes too far.. tell the bitch what she is.. a bitch! idc how pissed u are.. u don't hit a chick =/ go to the bar and get annihalated.. come home piss drunk n call her a bitch again, and go to bed
she'll apologize either when u get home from bar, or when u wake up with ur wang in her mouth :o
idk, that's just me.. =/ I grew up with my parents fighting, my dad used to come home shitty drunk and beat my mom.. I put him in jail a dozen times for it.. I do not put up with men hitting women ._.'
kinda personal dont ya think
Jdoggy
02-03-2009, 11:48 PM
I LOVE personal! More more! My wife always gets mad when she wakes up and my wang is in her mouth, you have a keeper!
o_O_MIDORI_O_o
02-04-2009, 12:06 AM
my gf told me, if she deserves to get hit, HIT her.
she said its bullshit how much power women have, if it werent for the womens right acts, women would still be hit and noone but women would care. the world is supposed to be equal, and women wanted to be treated the same, and they should be... even if its to be hit.
i love her lol, but i would never hit a woman i would most likely kill her if i did, a small opened hand slap on the ass will do for me, specially when its in the nude.
wow its so hott in here.....
PANDAhumpnMONKEY
02-04-2009, 12:41 AM
slaps on the ass is a whole nother thread jeremy :P rofl
bryce : i've been drinking, a bit intoxicated.. if anyone has a problem.. suck my dick. that is all. idc if anyone here has a problem with me posting personal experiences to help better someone else in the world ._.'
as i said, i've been drinking, so i shall quit posting now :x
DrOoPie
02-04-2009, 12:44 AM
drinking and smaking ass. wohoo!!!
giggidy giggidy gu
Black__Metal
02-04-2009, 01:01 PM
hitting a girl is only aceptable if she likes it ruff and askes for it ...
forgivable only if shes bent over in frnt of you.
mecca_boy
02-04-2009, 02:15 PM
I've only hit one woman my whole life.. I think it's the worst thing a man could do..
If she goes too far.. tell the bitch what she is.. a bitch! idc how pissed u are.. u don't hit a chick =/ go to the bar and get annihalated.. come home piss drunk n call her a bitch again, and go to bed
she'll apologize either when u get home from bar, or when u wake up with ur wang in her mouth :o
idk, that's just me.. =/ I grew up with my parents fighting, my dad used to come home shitty drunk and beat my mom.. I put him in jail a dozen times for it.. I do not put up with men hitting women ._.'
my dad hit my momma once and i fucking lost it and snaped out oh fuck what a day must of fought him like 20 times and just snaped out about 100
god you guys are sick, if you cant joke about hittin your bitch, than i dont know whats funny anymore. we all need to let our anger go, even if its just in your head. like your girl tells you to grow up and you had a bad day and you just snap... BAM... right in the mouth... even if you dont really do it you feel better if you just think about it sometimes..:jerry:
Victorious
02-08-2009, 07:52 PM
god you guys are sick, if you cant joke about hittin your bitch, than i dont know whats funny anymore. we all need to let our anger go, even if its just in your head. like your girl tells you to grow up and you had a bad day and you just snap... BAM... right in the mouth... even if you dont really do it you feel better if you just think about it sometimes..:jerry:
I was going to delete your post, but then I realized it'd be better if everyone else was able to see how much of a incompetent retard you are.
I was going to delete your post, but then I realized it'd be better if everyone else was able to see how much of a incompetent retard you are.
man i guess you cant take a joke.... ive been a happily married ninja for seven years. ive got three wonderfull boys and ive never been happier... plus ive never even hit a woman. your not a man if you hit a woman. but dam some people cant take a joke...
Black__Metal
02-09-2009, 07:42 PM
some shit just shouldnt be joked about dude
some shit just shouldnt be joked about dude
i guess we all have our own sence of humor... and ways of dealing with shit!:cool:
Black__Metal
02-09-2009, 08:08 PM
indeed you are correct about that,
Victorious
02-09-2009, 08:32 PM
man i guess you cant take a joke.... ive been a happily married ninja for seven years. ive got three wonderfull boys and ive never been happier... plus ive never even hit a woman. your not a man if you hit a woman. but dam some people cant take a joke...
You saying I don't know how to take a joke, proves how much you know about me.
crazyfrog555
02-10-2009, 12:57 AM
you can joke about anything tbh....imho that is.....if you dont make fun of world disasters and make jokes about people or w/e as long as it is a joke and its funny then theres np with it :D
ILUV2EXLR8
02-10-2009, 06:29 AM
Better watch it guys hittin the wrong chick will come back at you later. Had my ass kicked for about 5 years. One nite He pinned me in the wrong place.( kitchen next to a drawer full of knives)needless to say he got stabbed 4 times and i sat my ass in jail for attempted murder because when the cops showed up they asked me what my intentions were and i told them i was gonna kill his ass. Charges finally got dropped due to his previous record of kickin my ass.After i finally got outta jail i threw his ass outta my house and last i heard he was sittin his ass in jail for beatin some other chick.
Daggermouth
02-10-2009, 08:14 AM
See this is why we need flame wars. So we can all call dnut an a-hole.
BRING BACK FLAME WARS.
Black__Metal
02-10-2009, 12:33 PM
Better watch it guys hittin the wrong chick will come back at you later. Had my ass kicked for about 5 years. One nite He pinned me in the wrong place.( kitchen next to a drawer full of knives)needless to say he got stabbed 4 times and i sat my ass in jail for attempted murder because when the cops showed up they asked me what my intentions were and i told them i was gonna kill his ass. Charges finally got dropped due to his previous record of kickin my ass.After i finally got outta jail i threw his ass outta my house and last i heard he was sittin his ass in jail for beatin some other chick.
:eek: never woulda picked that ... but as bad as it seems good on ya for doing what u did ... guys should NEVER get away with that sh1t.if any guy gets f**ked off that much by a girl he should mearly walk the streets or go to a bar and find a guy to fight to take his anger out.
Black__Metal
02-10-2009, 12:33 PM
See this is why we need flame wars. So we can all call dnut an a-hole.
BRING BACK FLAME WARS.
lmfao ... bring back flame wars !!
See this is why we need flame wars. So we can all call dnut an a-hole.
BRING BACK FLAME WARS.
so im an asshole...thats cool... and your right i dont know you and you dont know me... if you did than you would know that this is all just in fun!!!! we are all diff and its all good... IM JUGGALO thats all that matters to me.. its all about FAMILY...MY FAMILY...
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