Jdoggy's Quote of the Day

[Jdoggy]

I have gathered many interesting thoughts from various places. So once a day I will post one here. Today's thought:

"Your breasts think Im sleeping when they plot my milky doom, but I'm not. I'm watching them, and jerkin it."

[Jdoggy]

"The guy at the store told me this plant had spores that would end racism. I think I got jewed."

[Jdoggy]

"Squid make poor wives. All those arms are good for cuddling, but nobody wants a beak job..."

[Black__Metal]

lmfao to 1st one ... i knew it was going to start off with something like that ... keep up the good work james

[Jdoggy]

"I took a bottle of pills when I found the photographs of them together in bed, but instead of dying I pooped all over our bed. Which is a funnier story in the long run."

[Jdoggy]

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."