A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mother, "Granny's got a prawn!" The mother says, "What on earth do you mean?" The boy takes his mother and shows her Granny, stark naked, asleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protuding clitoris and says, "Granny's got a prawn!" His mother whispers "Thats your grandmother's clitoris son!" To which the little boy replies....."Well it tastes like prawn!"
lol is that funny or what
... thats pretty fuckin disturbing actually
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shadow67 Wrote:... thats pretty fuckin disturbing actually
:Yuck:
I was thinking the same thing and didn't really say anything...
hahaha
how do you tell if a guy has a high sperm count?
if she has to chew before she swallows
That joke was not only bad, but dsigusting, wow.. HAha
Your momma is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
in soviet russia, joke tells you
Your momma's so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
bigces u watchn alil to much MTV or what...these jokes either make no sence or are just plain retarded..
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"