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your mom jokes - D1STURB3D - 03-17-2007
Your mom is so fat when she went out side in a red dress everyone yelled "hey kool-aid"
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
your mommas so fat when she went to tokyo everyone starting screaming "run godzillas comming"
your mom jokes - 1fast2liter - 03-17-2007
your mamma so fat her clothes have got stretch marks.
your momma so skinny she hangglides with doritos
your momma so dumb she threw the clock out the window to see if time could fly
your mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter
your mommas teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the traffic on the block slows down.
yo mamma so fat every time she wheres a rain coat people always yell out "TAXI"
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
your mommas so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
your mommas so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
your mommas so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
your mommas so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
your mommas so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
your mommas so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
your mommas so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
your mommas so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
your mommas so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
your mommas so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
your mommas so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
your mommas so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
your mommas so ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
your mommas so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
your mommas so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
your mommas so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
your mommas so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
your mommas so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
your mommas so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
your mommas so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
your mommas so ugly her shadow gave up.
your mommas so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
your mommas so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
your mommas so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
your mommas so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
your mommas so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
your mommas so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
your mommas so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
your mommas so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
your mommas so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
your mommas so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
your mom jokes - strEetRAcer - 03-17-2007
:lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAhaaha there were some good ones in that last one... actually made me laugh
your mom jokes - jessthebest - 03-17-2007
ur momma so dum she failed a survey
ur mommas so short u can c her feet on her drivers liscense
ur mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a boooger popped out of geroge wasshingtons nose
ur mommas so fat she has to pull down her pants just to get into her pockets
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
so far i got the best ones
your mom jokes - jessthebest - 03-17-2007
urs were to long so i didnt read em 8)
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
lol u should there are some funny ones lol
your mom jokes - jessthebest - 03-17-2007
i read half of them