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Story of a Couple:
Everytime they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting of the lights. The wife doesnt mind because his husband was a great lover and had an enormous thing. But after 20 years of marraige, the wife suddenly turned on the lights and she found her husband with a dildo. She got pissed! She shouted at him "You impotent bastard! How could you have lied to me all these years?! You bastard!"
The husband looks at her straight in the eyes and calmly said: "Ill explain the toy, you explain the kids"
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Bahaha, sooo funny, even tho I'm not married I can see the truth in those quotes... Alrdy happening wit the GF, always have to compromise :? :roll:
That is WHY I don't want to get married, a GF is more than enough work and I like keeping things fresh (no strings attached).
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